Saturday, September 9, 2017

Neighbors went to see "It." It will be dark when they see this.


what people said:
In all my time being different people's neighbor, I have never once known when they are away at a movie.


I wouldn't mind if my neighbors house burned down with them in it and if it takes my house with it, it would still be worth it.
My neighbors are racist fucks, all of 4 of car tires have been slash, windshield wipers snapped off, keyed, broken tail lights all done on separate occasions. Couldn't prove shit so when I finally got around to installing a camera in front of the house (where car is parked), they complained about invading their privacy because I could see when they leave the house. Following week, all the windows behind the house (no cameras there) are broken from mysterious flying rocks.
They are going to get their wish I guess as I'm and am moving away as soon as I can afford it.

Between this and the picture of Stephen King's house last week with the "Easter egg" I'm convinced that this movie is being pushed on reddit. Not that it's a bad movie...

Think about how much work you can get done in a day. 7.5 hours of solid working. Now imagine you're a smarter than average guy. Pretty cool. Now combine the two, and add in the fact that now your full time job is to promote a movie over every facet of social media. The amount of "oh look, Tim Curry has magically appeared for the first time in 20 years, oldschoolcool." "haha, my neighbour's random red balloon" etc. stuff on reddit is shocking when you actually look for it.

red balloon sales must be really popping right now


I can finally afford 99 red balloons :)


Go get a clown mask and put it on a pole outside their bathroom window.


Next step: Buy one if those cards you can record a message on.
Record: "You'll float too..." A couple times in as creepy of voice as you can.
Tape card, opened, under the sewer grate.

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