Looks like my wife made toast while I was at work.

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Me: laughs

Wife: what?

Me: shows her this pic with title

Wife: Fuck off.

My girlfriend will actually get a clean plate out specifically for ketchup with her McDonald's fries. I was a clean freak once. I am prior military and I used to bounce a quarter off my bed. Something dies in you eventually. Its gradual and slow, like the morning cold that slowly eats away your bed-warmth as you make your first batch of coffee. You might not even notice at all. Then one day, you'll look up from your computer desk and notice that its the only surface in the house you can actually see and you spend most of your life there because its the only thing you have control over.

Like the piano my wife just had to move from our old to our new apartment. None of us, or our kids, play.

When I look at my desk all I see is a tape deck, some Creedence, and my briefcase with some uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers. Business papers.

I'm totally showing my SO this too and I know her reaction will be the same.

I've just spent the last half hour cleaning up her mess from the latter half of this week (I've been away) because she was in too much of a rush this morning to clean it up herself.

My gf does this and it irritates the shit out of me. The topper is she'll bury the scrub brush underneath this mountain of dishes.

Don't forget a bunch of silverware including sharp knives immersed in an under-rinsed pot of disgusting water you can't see through, with one or two spoons sticking out so when you grab them you immediately get an infection.

I'm a 36 yr old male and this is my philosophy. It makes zero sense to let shit pile up as you wait for other shit to finish. Plus you get to enjoy more time after eating.