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Best comments Me: laughs Wife: what? Me: shows her this pic with title Wife: Fuck off. My girlfriend will actually get a clean plate out specifically for ketchup with her McDonald's fries. I was a clean freak once. I am prior military and I used to bounce a quarter off my bed. Something dies in you eventually....

what people said: In all my time being different people's neighbor, I have never once known when they are away at a movie. I wouldn't mind if my neighbors house burned down with them in it and if it takes my house with it, it would still be worth it. My neighbors are racist fucks, all of 4 of car tires...